bagmilk:

thinking ahs comes on tonight

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remembering it doesn’t

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(via pizza)

dan-is-not-on-phire:

WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography

(via the-m-and-the-e)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via doughnutsaresexyandnerdy)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(via pizza)

timelordandsaviour:

I’d read it.

timelordandsaviour:

I’d read it.

tommen-baratheon:

What they really thought

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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(via slyfoxhound)

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